This post doesn't have a lot to with retail, but it is an adventure!
20 Things My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION:
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
"Just wait until we get home."
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
And our personal favorite:
20. My mother taught me about JUSTICE:
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"