So, a coyote walks into a restaurant.
Okay, we're just kidding. Wait. No, we're not.
A coyote walked into a downtown Chicago Quiznos Sub Shop yesterday around 2:00 PM. It hung around the food prep area for awhile before taking a nap in the cooler. On top of the Diet Pepsi's. There were customers in the shop at the time; some finished their sandwiches, others walked out, and a couple hung around to take cell phone photos before leaving. Animal control showed up approximately 40 minutes later to collect the wiley coyote. According to today's news the coyote was taken to northern Illinois and released.
We don't make this stuff up. Really.